A brave snake saving a fish from drowning.
im glad dogs cant read the “no dogs allowed” signs so they dont feel sad & left out
OMG today in class teacher was teaching and a kid said RUDE FUNNY THING and teacher was like RUDER FUNNIER THING and the kid was so suprise his hair got on FIRE and he had to be put in HOPSITAL for FIRE HAIR and the whole class was like SILENTS AMAZE trye story 100 % i swear
um . I thonk u made this up for note? ???
frist of all how dare yo u
HAHAHA HOLY SHIT WE WERE LOOKING AT PICTURES OF SURGERIES IN CLASS AND ALL THE GUYS WERE HOOTING AT THE SLICED BREAST ONES AND THEN THE TEACHER SWITCHED TO A PENIS PIC WHERE IT WAS CUT OPEN AND SOME 300LB JOCK DOUCHEBAG FAINTED RIGHT OUT OF HIS CHAIR BOYS ARE WEAK BOYS ARE FUCKING WEAK
you mean to tell me
that there was a god damn CUT OPEN BOOB
AND BOYS WERE STILL SEXUALISING IT
FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING FUCK DOES NO ONE SEE HOW FUCKED UP THIS IS
I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.
oh wow her dad makes a really convincing dog
i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i was like hi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that to my face
My kink is kinkshaming other people and I get off by kinkshaming others and if you get mad at me for kinkshaming that’s just you kinkshaming my kink which is kinkshaming, and I will just get off even more.
- joins tumblr to pass time
- becomes a radical feminist
Cat sits on prickly hedgehog.
I AM BEING HUGGED BY A PUPPY HELP